You become a woman the first time you stand up for yourself
when they get your order wrong at a diner, or when you first
realize your parents are full of s.hit. You become a
woman the first time you get fitted for a bra and realize
you’ve been wearing a very wrong size your whole
f.ucking life. You
become a woman the first time you fart in front of a
boyfriend. The first time your heart breaks. The first time
you break someone else’s heart. The first time someone
you love dies.
— Amy Schumer,
The Girl with the
Lower Back Tattoo
