Which one(s) are you?
1)      Hypno-disk
2)      Rogue pet
3)      Secret observer
4)      Master or mistress manipulator
5)      Gold-digging ho
6)      Pimp
7)      Daddy’s little girl
8)      Momma’s boy
9)      Free thinker
10)   Hive-mind drone
11)   Toy truck operator
12)   Wannabe playboy
13)   Pretending to be confused
14)   Comfort seeker
15)   Will never have enough
16)   Addicted to addiction
17)   Living life through a blobject
18)   Fastest thumbs in the West
19)   Forever in the sandbox mindset
20)   Fashionista burnout
21)   Minion maker
22)   Plain as a pigeon
23)   Ugly hot
24)   Waiting to see
25)   Outlier
26)   Special exemption
27)   Learns the rules to know what to break
28)   Willfully ignorant of all responsible topics
29)   Flower growing in a dump
30)   Meme generator
31)   New parent
32)   Motherless child
33)   Missing your grandparents
34)   Water bug
35)   Tree hugger
36)   Assault turtle
37)   Crazy cat lady
38)   Would rather be fishing
39)   Half of an uncoupled couple