Me: *Walks
into class
late*.
Everyone:
*Looks
at me*.
Me:
Hey,
I know
I'm
beautiful,
but you
don't
have to
look
at me
like
that!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: *Is
on computer*.
Computer:
*Freezes*.
Me:
*Clicks
on the
screen
2,819,742,380
times
thinking
that
it will
unfreeze
magically*.