RULES OF LIFE
If you say
that it can't get
any worse,
it will.
Your mother
will remember
every wrong
thing you
have done, but
forget
everything right.
Only two
kinds of people can
make you
remember
what you did
to them on
5.9.2002;
your siblings
and women.
The popular
kids
won't like
you. The end.
Your crush
won't like
you back.
The end.
Social Media
will be
full of spams
whatever
happens.
You will
play your
favourite
song 38,098,230,820
times
and you will end up
hating
it.
Your favourite
character
of a movie or
a TV show
will either
end up dead or
end up doing
what you didn't
want them to
do.
Your younger
siblings
will swear in
front of your
parents on
porpuse, so you will
get grounded.
ALL THE TIME
