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Me if I end up going to Hell..



*Bursts into Hell's gates.
Me: I ordered wifi , pizza, and cake.
Satan: What kind of pizza?
Me: It has ghost fire peppers on it.
Satan: Sweet my child. What kind of cake?
Me: Devil's food.
Satan: *mumbles* Great another child with puns...
Satan: *Calls Jesus* You want this stupid child?
Jesus: Well, how come?
Jesus: Too many puns?
Satan: YES.
Jesus: Fine... Send her up.
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Me if I end up going to Hell.. *Bursts into Hell's gates.

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