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FIFTEEN THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW
(worst and best version)
 

1. I sing whenever there's music playing, and I do not care how bad I sound. SRRY NOT SRRY.
2. Laundry baskets hold my clean laundry forever. I will have adopted one laundry basket to put my clothes in instead of actually put them away.
3. I take 8 years to do my makeup. Get over it.
4. I'll kill any bug you want me to. Unless it can jump/is a cricket or grasshopper. You're on your own in that case.
5. I'm nosy af. You'll learn to love it.
6. I overshare a lot. I don't realize I'm doing it. I probably won't stop even of you bring it to my attention.
7. I love candles. Usually ones that smell tropical, like boys cologne, lemon and tea, or peaches.
8. If I bring home left overs, and you eat them without asking I WILL DESTROY YOU.
9. You can have the joy of unloading the dishwasher. I will refuse to do it.
10. I complain about doing things, but they'll get done. Just let me complain.
11. I AM TINY SO I WILL BE CLIMBING ON THINGS TO REACH STUFF AND WILL INJURE MYSELF A LOT.
12. I call people mean names, but I mean it lovingly. You'll know when I don't mean it lovingly, I promise.
13. I get naked when I come home from anywhere. So be prepared to come home and find me without pants on.
14. There will be a collection of cups and water bottles in my room, it's inevitable.
15. I specialize in jokingly saying sarcastic things, I usually don't mean it.


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FIFTEEN THINGS ONLY A FLATMATE WOULD KNOW (worst and best version)

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