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Haha the funniest thing happened today, I used to like this guy but he turned out to be a real a/shole and for the past couple weeks his friends and I have been fighting over this spot in the eating area and the only reason they want the spot is so that they can play handball and because I liked the guy I let him have the area. But today I thought “No f*ck it I want that damn spot!" So my friends and I got together and made up a plan so we can get it and at lunchtime we got there as soon as possible and ate our lunch. needless to say that were really p!ssed off and they still played handball there even though we were eating in that area and one of the guys was literally 4 centimetres away from my face so his a/s was in our way and he was twerking and my friends were like wtf. I was just like f*ck you and then my ex crush said I'm not going near those things (looking at me and my friends ) and I got up and shouted out  “Shut the f*ck up, you are not better than anyone else you little piece of sh/t and if I ever hear you sing or talk again I will shove that handball down your throat!" And sat back down as if nothing happened. (Excuse the terrible punctuation)

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Haha the funniest thing happened today, I used to like this guy

7 faves · Jul 20, 2015 5:20am

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