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no offence, izzy (crazyneoncolors/can you be my trophy*), but you're the dumbest person alive
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no offence, izzy (crazyneoncolors/can you be my trophy*), but

3 faves · 22 comments · Jun 1, 2015 4:19am

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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
You can hug me but you aren't allowed to stroke my face ok.
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absent * · 8 years ago
face stroking is romantic tho
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
Idk where your body has been. No face stroking.
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absent * · 8 years ago
could i lick ur face instead pls?
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
The mouth has a lot of bacteria in it idk about that.
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absent * · 8 years ago
I brushed my teeth like 10 mins ago. Minty fresh
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
Yeh but did you kiss your cat? I know you did. Don't lie to me.
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absent * · 8 years ago
I kiss my cat always. He's my lover bc no one else will ever want me
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
True cause

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absent * · 8 years ago
nah just ugli and boring
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
No it's bc you a stupid hooooeeee.
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absent * · 8 years ago
no dat u boo
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
I'm not ur mirror. Sh.
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absent * · 8 years ago
no bc im much prettier
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
than a toad.
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absent * · 8 years ago
well lucky me. the toad is prettier than u
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
This is why Manuel doesn't follow you back.
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absent * · 8 years ago
I know. im still so sad about that tbh
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
It's bc ur gross.
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absent * · 8 years ago
ik ik. I am not good enough 4 his beauty or his booty
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*Yours Truly* · 8 years ago
He does have a nice booty.
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absent * · 8 years ago
I don't doubt it lmaoo
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