Amenah · 8 years ago
literally what
you have a pet spider

you are not who i thought you were we might need a divorce i need a break ok like god

nah 3 brought me back
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Skimrande · 8 years ago
Amenah no pls don't leave me
I got him because I wanted a small pet and fish are boring and hard to keep alive
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Amenah · 8 years ago
YOU WANTED A SMALL

because parakeets and hummingbirds and guinea pigs and hamsters and mice and teeny weeny hedgehogs are high maintenance.

SO SHE WENT FOR A TARANTUFXCKINGLA

you may never move in w/ me i love you but no
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Skimrande · 8 years ago
amenah

have you ever had a bird

i swear to god birds are the biggest a/ssholes in the entire animal kingdom
(also i think hummingbirds are really scary and they move too fast like giant bees)

but yes i've run the gamut of pet ownership and i've had everything you can imagine and i know it's weird but you only have to feed spiders like once a week and they require like 0 cleaning at all
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Amenah · 8 years ago
TARANTULAS EAT BIRDS
THEY WIN ON THE DOUCHEBAGERY SCALE HERE

'require no cleaning' i literally caN T RIGHT NO W
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Skimrande · 8 years ago
only the like super big ones can eat birds

he's so small and he loves you
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Amenah · 8 years ago
i'd rather he keep his feelers to himself thanks a fxcking bunch
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Miluiel* · 8 years ago
This interaction saved my life.
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Delicate* · 8 years ago
I'm sorry to inform you but my cat is the cutest freaking cat even if I just had to give him a bath and he hates me for it.
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