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What I texted to the bf today:
me: ur so pertty
me: if you drew a line connecting both your nipples
me: and a line connecting each nipple to the center of your collar bones
me: you would have a triangle on your chest
me: and youd be the illuminati


Ladies and gentlemen, this is romance at its finest.
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What I texted to the bf today: me: ur so pertty me: if you drew

9 faves · 1 comments · Mar 29, 2015 8:10pm