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teacher: where  is your homework?



student: ohhh written in the starss!


teacher: where is it?


student: a million miles away


teacher:*sigh*what did you write about?


student: message to the main, ohhhh


teacher: do you want to go to summer school?


student: seasons come and go!


teacher: change your attitude!


student: but i will never change.


teacher: go to the headteacher's office!


student: i'm on my wayyyyyyyyyy!


teacher: wait...isn't that a song?...



stu dent: (take s off earplugs)

WHAT?!
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teacher: where is your homework? student: ohhh written in the

16 faves · 2 comments · Mar 19, 2015 4:24pm