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Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):

1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?)
"ooh my name in elvish is cool look witty look"

2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
I was about to type that she wasn't on, but then she came online...

3. What made you cry last?
Last time I was at Noah's and my allergies spiked.

4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.)
PATRICK IS BAE

5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
Fat Amy

6. Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS! (Or 911, yeah?)

7. Do you ship Tasty?
O. T. P.

8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
I always get stuck on the semicolon.

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10. Yes diggity?
NO DIGGITYYY (gotta bag it up)

11. Do you know the muffin man?
"Who lives on Drury lane?"
"Well...she's married to the muffin man."
"The muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"

12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?)
Hannah Hart, Rose Dix, Winona Ryder, Judy Garland

13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
I'm vgina close with her.

14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
Vgina close, Survey-er.

15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!
(((vgina close)))

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