I have screwed up 51% of my teenage life

( Apparently )

[ ] Kissed someone before dating
[] Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[] Didn't do homework over 5 times
[] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[] Missed school just because you felt like it
[] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 2

[] Got your mom, dad, sibiling, etc to get you out of school
[x] Text people during class
[x] Passed notes
[] Threw stuff across the room
[x] Laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 5

[x] Took pictures during school hours
[x] Called someone during school hours
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
Total so far: 8

[] Threw something at the teacher
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission
[x] Broke the dress code
[] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class
Total so far: 11

[] Been called the worst student
[] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
Total so far: 12

[x] Faked your parents signature
[x] Slept in class
[x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
[x] Copied homework
[ x ] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[] Thrown food in the lunch room
Total so far: 17

Multiply by 3 for a total.
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