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Mom: What's that white stuff on your nose?
Me: ...cocaine...
Mom: *gets angry*
Me: I'm kidding! It's powder from my bubble gum!
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Mom: What's that white stuff on your nose? Me: ...cocaine...

2 faves · Dec 28, 2014 7:08pm

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