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[] I am shorter than 5'4".
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I wear glasses sometimes.
[] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 1 piercing
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[X] I have freckles.

FAMILY:

[] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My actual parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I want to adopt someday.

SCHOOL/WORK:

[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[X] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[] I've stolen something from my school.

EMBARRASSMENT:

[x] I've fell in public.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[X] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[] I've glued my hand to something.
[chocolate milk] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose

HEALTH:

[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[x] I have/had asthma.

EXPERIENCES:

[] I've gotten lost in my town
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[almost] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been skiing.
[] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've sat on a roof top.
[] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've rode in a taxi.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.

RELATIONSHIPS:

[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
[] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.

HONESTY:

[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[] I've snuck out of my house.
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've been suspended from school.
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[] I am shorter than 5'4". [] I have many scars. [x]

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