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Progress Report on Parking Lot Boy Because i know you're all just dying to know and care so much
On the feild trip yesterday he talked to me three times. Sat in front of me on the bus and turned and stared at me. Then at Taco Bell he asked me how the play was and told me our dads are best friends. (SIDEBAR: HOW WOULD HE EVEN KNOW THAT. LIKE WOULDN'T HE HAVE TO TALK TO HIS DAD TO FIND THAT OUT?! HELP ME ANSWER THAT)
Today I was walking out from school and I saw him standing there and he came up to me and was like hey so tomorrow and ME BEING THE IDIOT I AM REPLIED IS friday AND HE JUST SMILED AND WAS LIKE YEAH HAHAHAH and then proceeded so I was wondering if you wanted to go to the Grand Stands with me and a couple of friends. AND I HAD NEVER HEARD OF IT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A FOOTBALL THING SO I WAS LIKE I've never heard of that what is it? AND THE KID REPLIES WITH It's a haunted place. SO ME NOT EVEN THNKING JUST AGREED BECAUSE THE LORD AND HIS PARENTS BLESSED HIM WITH THE  SMILE EYES HAIR FACE BODY EVERYTHING

I DO NOT DO WELL WITH HAUNTED THINGS. I ALWAYS SCREAM. I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK AND I JUST PRAY I WON'T PEE MY PANTS.

Also I was explaining to my friends how excited i was and I was jumping for joy bc seriously this kid is amazing and THE ENTIRE TIME HIS FRIENDS WERE WATCHING ME AND COULD HEAR ME AND WERE MAKING FUN OF ME SO I PRAY TTO GOD THEY DON'T TELL HIM. THIS IS SO AWKWARD. WHY. WHY DO I HAVE TO BE WEIRD. 
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Progress Report on Parking Lot Boy Because i know you're

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