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   Soo at home alone and a random middle-aged guy knocks at the door.


Me: Hello
Guy: Hello, is your mom or dad home?
Me (Annoyed): No, This is my house. I own it.

Guy (Smug): Aren't you a bit too young to own a house?
Me: Aren't you a bit too old to be selling crap door-to-door?
Guy: ...
Me:
*Closes Door*



 
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Soo at home alone and a random middle-aged guy knocks at the

8 faves · Sep 7, 2014 6:13pm

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