Soo at home
alone and a random middle-aged guy knocks at the
door.
Me: Hello
Guy: Hello, is your mom or dad home?
Me (Annoyed): No, This is my house. I own
it.
Guy (Smug):
Aren't you a bit too young to own a house?
Me: Aren't you a bit too old to be
selling crap door-to-door?
Guy: ...
Me: *Closes Door*