because
guys that I fall for are always like
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU'RE PERFECT AND MINE AND
5EVER YEYEYE
BUT WAIT LET ME JUST TELL THIS TO ONE MORE GIRL
AND YOU WON'T KNOW BUT IF YOU FIND OUT OH WELL
YOU WON'T CARE COS YOU'RE ALREADY FALLING FOR ME AND YOU
FINK EVERYTHING'S FINE
WAITWAITWAIT LET ME JUST PUT LESS EFFORT IN OUR CONVO'S
THAT'LL KEEP IT GOING
OH NOW I'LL PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T EXIST
WOOPS THE OTHER GIRL DROPPED ME
NOW THAT YOU'RE FINALLY GETTING OVER ME I'LL CRAWL
BACK
AND DO IT AGAIN
BUT YOU'LL BELIEVE IT YAY
yeah.