top 10 reasons your not the most popular guy in your highschool..
with nepolean dynomite
10.Your year book photo caption reads 'unidentified sophmore'.
9. your only friend is the one you built in shop class.
8. school song inclues phrase about how much you suck.
7. everytime you talk to a girl the convorsation inevitably drifts
to your frequent nosebleeds
6. the stupid kid who gets his tator tots stolen every day?
he steals your tator tots...
5. everyones jealous of your tetherball skills
4. not only did you take your mom to the prom.. you had to pay her
$20
3. you cant dance like this *napolean dances like a chicken*
2. "lord of the rings" figurines - 50
friends - 0
1. how the heck would i know? im like the coolest kid in school!
gah!