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6 REASONS
why BACON is better than true love

#1
True love only happens once in a lifetime....
Bacon can happen seven times a day, if you want it to
#2
You can keep bacon in the fridge to keep it good...
true love you cannot put in the fridge
#3
Love is fleeting, but bacon stays in your arteries for all eternity
#4
It will always be there for you
#5
Bacon won't divorce you over a little misunderstanding
#6
Bacon does NOT NAG or COMPAIN
 

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6 REASONS why BACON is better than true love #1 True love only

5 faves · 1 comments · Jul 2, 2014 5:04pm

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icannottellalie · 9 years ago
yeah but if you have too much bacon in your lifetime, there's a higher risk of heart attack and early death later in life. Can your true love kill you? Probably not.
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