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my sister said if I ever graduate, she's going
to throw a huge party and invite people I went 
to school with, and basically try to get me laid.
like f.uck, y'all could have told me this years
ago and I never would have dropped-out.

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my sister said if I ever graduate, she's going to throw a

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