Catholic priest: Let's go out and help the community!
Luthern minister: Okay!
*Both gets signs*
*Priest sign reads: It is coming to an end*
*Minister sign reads: Turn around before it's too late*
Man in car: Save that church crap for your own time. Stupid @#$!
*Car drives away and you hear a huge splash*
Priest: Maybe we should change our signs to "BRIDGE IS CLOSED"

(Not mine, but I thought it would put a smile to your faces!)