Parents logic:
Dad: You need to get out of the house more! You
spend way to much time on that computer!
-week later-
Me: Dad I'm thinking about looking around for a job
this summer.
Dad: No you're not you have responsibilities
you need to keep up on if you get a job you won't have any time
to do things why do you need a job anyway you're fifteen what
do you need money for?
-Next day-
Me: Hey dad do you think you can buy me this shirt?
Dad: Do you not understand the value of money?
Money doesn't grow on trees! You need to get a grip on
reality.