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"what's this?"
*holds out hands* "it's my heart."
*takes heart in hands* "wow, it's really thick, and really heavy."
*shrugs* "yea, sorry."
*taps heart with finger* "can I open it?"
"no."
"why not?"
"because I locked it."
"well, what's inside?"
"I'm not telling you."
"why?"
"cause I don't like people playing with it."
*mutters to self* "I bet I can't get in somehow."
"nah, I would't do that. it's dark inside."

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