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Me: *hits hip on a counter*
Me: OWWWW OWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Me: *falls over dramatically*
Me: Call an ambulance!
Me: I've been shot!
Mom: *Totally ignores me*
Me: Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom: What?
Me: PITY ME
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Me: *hits hip on a counter* Me: OWWWW OWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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