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Grandmum : You should eat more.
Brother : Sorry gran , I think I'll just go upstairs , thank you
Grandmum : C'mon , just a small slice of  cake?
Brother : *Sigh* , No really I'm fine.
Grandmum : Well , if you say so. But you should learn things from your sister
 She eats everything that stands in her way and look at her!She looks so healthy.
Brother : You mean fat.
Grandmum : wot
Me : Oh?
Me : *Maliciously picks up knife*
Brother : 
Grandmum :
Dad :
Cat :
Dog :
Mum :
Goldfish :
Me : 
​ *Cuts cake and continues eating*

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Grandmum : You should eat more. Brother : Sorry gran , I think

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