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DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT TREES GO AHHH HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP WHEN THEY FALL AND GO BOOM! WELL MY TREE JUSTS SITS THEIR........AND DOES NOTHING! I JUST STARE AT IT AND TRY TO KILL IT WITH MY FRICKEN EYEZ!!!!! THEN IT JUSTS SITS THERE AND LAUGHS IT'S LEAVES AT ME, THEN WHEN I KICK IT, THE THING DOES'NT MOVE! WHEN I STUB MY FRICKEN TOE ON MY CHAIR.....ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE, BUT THE TREE JUSTS SITS THERE WITHOUT PAIN!!!! 
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DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT TREES GO AHHH HELP I'VE FALLEN AND

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