*in math class*
          Girl: Can I go to my locker?"
          Teacher: Yeah sure.
          Boy: You're probably just gonna hang out with your boyfriend.
          Everyone: *stares*
          Boy: STOP WHORING AROUND
          Teacher: *holding back laughter*
          Girl: *leaves*
          Teacher: Jason is actually a horrible influence on her
*later*
          Girl: *comes back in*
          Girl: Can I go to the bathroom?
          Teacher: Why didn't you go when you went to your locker?
          Girl: I didn't have to.
          Teacher: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE SKIPPING CLASS TO SEE STUPID JASON




this is real