So I went to
download
Flappy Bird the other day and I was looking
through the Customer Reviews
section, and
I KID
YOU NOT,
THIS IS AN ACTUAL REVIEW:
"Why can't the god dang
bird get lip surgery?
A bird has a beak for gods sake, you
nasty bu.tthole.
How is the bird supposed to pick up his worms?
They would just keep slipping out of his mouth.
I also don't get how the bird doesn't just call a plumber
to get rid of the pipes so he can get to where he needs to
go.
My high score is 9 because his huge lips hit the pipe every
time.
The bird is way too fat, what does he does in his spare time when
he's not trying to dodge these pipes from Mario?
This is bird is fat."
