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if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me.

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if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so

18 faves · Jan 28, 2014 2:03pm

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funny · lol · tumblr

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if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so

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Jessica♥*

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funny · lol · tumblr