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So today I was talking to my friend about something.
Another person, mishearing,
came into our conversation and said,
"Who's hanging out with my dad?"
Without a beat, my friend turns,
Looks her straight in the eyes, and says,
"Your mom."
And to this day, it is still the best "your mom" joke
I have ever heard.

 
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So today I was talking to my friend about something. Another

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friendship · school · cute · joke · lol · lmao · moms · yourmom · yomomma · momjokes · funny

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