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I'm such an awkward flirter like today I went up to my friend Daniel and was like, "hey handsome! What size shoe do you wear?"
Him: I-
M
e: wait! Let me guess? Size sexy?? ;)
Bad news is, I have one less friend...
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I'm such an awkward flirter like today I went up to my friend

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