*watching a movie*
Me: *starts to cry at sad part*
Me: Cannot let family see me crying.
Me: Show no emotion
Me: Don't. Cry.
Mom: Are you crying?
Me: No, my eyes water when I'm about to
sneeze, duh.
Sister: Uhhuh...
Me: Whew, that was close. *wipes fake sweat off
forehead*
