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When I'm with friends, I hear some of the stupidest things ever.

#1: I....I.....swear to drunk I'm not God!!!

#2: *Standing in front of a truck* I know it's you Optomis!!! YOU CAN'T DENY IT!!!

#3:  *Accidently falls on something spikey and sharp* Damn pineapples. They're always onto me.
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When I'm with friends, I hear some of the stupidest things

9 faves · Dec 31, 2013 9:56am

ArmagedonNinjaX

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funny · lol · friends · random · out · drunk · bars

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