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Deuce: "Okay, don't panic. There's a way out of this. Go to the bus station; there's a key taped underneath the soda machine. It opens locker 6774B. Inside that locker you'll find a fake passport and 400 pesos. Make your way to Costa Rica and find my cousin ZuZu. He'll get you a job as an apprentice in a whicker furniture factory. From this moment forward, your name is Carlos Esponanza. Good luck."
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Deuce: "Okay, don't panic. There's a way out of

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