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More benefits to being a cat :
loved at any weight
its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
people believe you
when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
no deadlines or bills
not expected to wear clothing
not cold if naked
if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
cute whiskers
tail
super flexible
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More benefits to being a cat : loved at any weight its not weird

21 faves · Dec 22, 2013 6:10pm

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