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Dear diary,
I finally got 12 followers on witty today. I'm trying really hard not to let the fame get to my head, but it's difficult. today, some lady at the store asked me if i wanted paper or plastic and i lost it. Am I too famous for her questions? I can't believe I haven't been asked to do a magazine cover yet.. I hate to get my hopes up, but I feel like it's coming soon.

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