I remember
when I was 13 and I was in church
and we were getting ready for the
Christmas pageant for the old people
and the theme was a news report
about Jesus' birth.
So the 14 year olds in confirmation class
had to make a poster that said
"Channel 8 News"
but on the day of the pageant they gave one
that said "Channel 69 News"
and they all were forced to take
another year of confirmation class