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I think I stopped breathing for like half a second.

my friend just said this
there was sh/t about to come off my @ss and i laughed so hard when i put the scary pic because i thought it was funny and then i felt like the sh/t was literally gonna come of my @ss. like, i was gonna take a dump without even trying and without the toilet  
 
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I think I stopped breathing for like half a second. my friend

7 faves · 5 comments · Dec 17, 2013 7:18pm

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funny · dying · omfg · whateven · didijustreadthat · iswearijustdiedthereandthen · famous

Jamie Lee* · 1 decade ago
omg ahahaha rhi
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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
I do love Nick:')))
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Jamie Lee* · 1 decade ago
awh i thought u loved zach tho |_|
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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
I do love Zach:')
I meant as friends,dummy
Nicks my Best friend:3
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Jamie Lee* · 1 decade ago
ohhhhhh lol
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