My AP English Composition class:
*After lunch and practically the entire english department is
there*
my english teacher from freshman year: "I can't come to
your movie night b/c it's taco tuesday at my mom's
house."
kid who was in my freshman english class: "I don't like
tacos but your mom is really nice so i guess that's a valid
excuse"
another english teacher: " well that's not creepy at
all!"
kid: "i swear i'm not a stalker her mom use to go to my
church!"
Ladies and gentlemen wlecome to Northbridge High
