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My phone: ring ring ring

Me: Oh My Gosh its my best friend calling me again!!! i wonder whats

wrong, or what he needs. its only our twelth time.

Me: yeah best friends are cool, cause they know when your asleep, they

know when your awake, when your happy, sad.

Me:come to think of it its kind of like having a stalker!!! my best friend is

great, and best friends are awesome.

Me:i think everybody should have abest friend but dont take mine or I'LL

KILL YOU!!!

Me: its my best friend, just get your own

XD

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