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okay so this weekend i was useing my dads phone
and texting my friend
the next day my friend texted my dad and said
"YOU DIDNT SHOW UP FOR OUR WEDDING!!!"
and my dad was at work and his phone was
ON THE CHARGER AT HOMEE
so my mom read the text and oh god im dieing
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okay so this weekend i was useing my dads phone and texting my

12 faves · 2 comments · Nov 27, 2013 5:38pm

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EmmaKitty · 1 decade ago
What is my life?
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Breeze · 1 decade ago
*using
*dying
You hardly ever get "eing" in a word.
Sorry. Please don't hate me but keep this in mind for the future.
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