glitter162* · 1 decade ago
At first, I thought it said:
"My girlfriend isn't allowed to twerk- the only thing she needs to be clapping in Church is her hands.
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αγάπη* · 1 decade ago
My girl isn't allowed to:
-Have a cell phone. Here's a walkie-talkie, you ain't gonna go that far.
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
Lmao these make me laugh so hard.
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αγάπη* · 1 decade ago
Same here. They are SO damn Funny !
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iLL-Legal Alien👽* · 1 decade ago
So are the 'Rap like lil wayne' ones lmao
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αγάπη* · 1 decade ago
Yo, those had me dyingggg !! The crap people come up with, lmfao.
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αγάπη* · 1 decade ago
My girl isn't allowed to:
-have candles on her b-day cake. 'Tf you gon' wish for? all your dreams already came true when you met me.
-go to the movies without sketchers that light up. I need to see your every move.
-talk to Jake from Statefarm. She better go call Flo from Progessive.
-Pray silently. I wanna know what you & Jesus got goin on

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