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Oh my gods.

Lyric, I swear.
This is copy-and -pasted from Yahoo.


'Looking for a little extra affectionMeet Sam Hess, a 29-year-old cuddle professional who makes a living by selling snuggles to those in need."

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Oh my gods. Lyric, I swear. This is copy-and -pasted from Yahoo.

16 faves · 11 comments · Nov 18, 2013 5:47pm

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
LEZ PRETEND I STARTED THIS, KAY?
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
OKAY, MON.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I went back in time and told that Sam girl to start the business ;-;
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Smart, man, but why didn't you do it yourself?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
She needed the money more than I did ;-;
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Wow, man, you're pretty darn nice, if I do say so myself.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Sigh. Only on Mondays
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
I know what you mean, witch on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and half-blood on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. And Sunday is for being what I feel like.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I know right? Like how I act towards others completely depends on the day
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Cameron* · 1 decade ago
Boy, of course I know what you mean! It gets annoying that some people don't know my schedule and decide to make me mad on a Half-Blood Day, I'd most likely have to hold in the temptation to punch them.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Ikr? God I hate people
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