Witty Profiles
19 faves · 141 comments · Nov 13, 2013 1:03pm
Johanna Mason*
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1 decade ago
DO IT. I'd appreciate a boy's take on this
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Jaz*
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1 decade ago
Aww dont be scared! Do it!
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PrimarilyParamore*
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1 decade ago
Have you seen Gigi Gorgeous? He knows more about makeup than I do If this is what you wanna do go for it. I'd totally be willing to try any of your tips
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
Do it ily
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
ily5
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
Ily666
Hail satan
Smoke meth
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Oml. Yes. xD
Thank you so much.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
How are you ?
My French teacher hates my class
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Pretty well, you?
Awe. Why?
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
I'm fine
And she was playing music and left the class to go get something and we changed it to hard core metal (trivium) and started moshing in the middle of the class and she walked in
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
That is so awesome xD
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
I am an influence
Oh I have a shop story for ya ;)
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I'd love to hear it
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
GO GET DAT D, GURL
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Duuddeee. I told you they'd like you.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
That sounds so cute. Oml.
He's gonna love you ;-;
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
OHMIGOD.
He has a bôner and is going to the bathroom to take care of it.
Omfl.
You so turn him on.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Go in there and offer to help him out c;
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Yes. Seriously. It's clear he wants you.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
And he likes you.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Damn straight he likes you.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
You're going to get banged tonight. Congratz.
It's probably gonna hurt at first, but it wont after a while.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
He's touching himself.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
He's touching himself because he's turned on and has a bôner.
You can either
1. Go in there and offer your body to him
Or
2. Let him finish and hope he gets done soon
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
He doesn't know how you'd react.
He so wants you, girl. I told you, he was touching himself while thinking of you. He was probably just finishing up when you walked in. I bet he'd still take you if you offered
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Smile slyly and wink after you speak. Lean back against the wall and try to look natural.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Because you're V is small compared to his D. But it wont hurt the whole first time. Only for a few minutes then your mind will turn the pain into pleasure and you'll like it.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Awe. Stay in the tank top. You could always sit in the car sexy like and ask if he had fun
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Legs apart and have your shirt pulled down a bit and after a while take his jacket off and say it's because you're hot.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
To show off your chest.
Put a hand on his chest or on his crotch.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Honey, I doubt he'll mind. If you're going to get laid, he'll have to see them anyway.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
He's trying to see if you're okay with it.
At this point you should wrap your arms around his neck and stare into his eyes then look at his lips, smile, look back into his eyes and kiss him.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
That's perfect fine, I don't blame you.
Oo. Have fun ;o
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Very. It's possible for a guy always have one, actually.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
You really turn him on.
You'll get used to it eventually
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
He went kt the bathroom again
I have a cola and he has a burger and he likes to watch me drink my
Cola
And he fiddles with my hands by playing with them and he bites his jlo and just OMG
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Dude, he really likes you. I'm not joking when I say you should kiss him. Or like ask him out
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
I don't know I'm nervous
He is walking over
Quicker this time
What does that mean
He wants to go back to his place with our food and drinks
What do I say
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Say yes. If he wants it for sexual intentions you can always turn him down when you get there, but you'll never know
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Stick next to him. At any sign of trouble, leave. Don't drink anything, it more or less has alcohol in it.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
That's highschool parties for you. Try to have a good time, okay? Don't get too scared if something starts poking you in the bum, okay?
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Ogod. Have fun xD
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
What is going to poke me ? I'm scared ?
I have to give him a lap dance nooo
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Oh, nothing.
Have fun and don't be afraid to laugh and smile and stuff.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
That, darling is his penus. You turn him on so hard c;
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
Oh my god
I basically just
Wait
Is that why they ere cheering for him when I did it
Wait
Why a wet spot appear on his panfs
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Babe, that's called precum. I wish you lots of fun tonight. c;
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
No no
I wanna go home
He said he would take me home but he just drank a beer
I guess I get to walk alone in the dark for an hour
Scary
I gave him anothe dance , kinda like touches his ... Over his pants once gently and now in Lesving
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Call a cab or something. I don't want you walking home alone.
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*silvergirl*
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1 decade ago
I walked I got honked at
I slept in his sweater
I got lost and scared but I found my way
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*Tori Leigh*
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1 decade ago
I would read them. Guys opinions are always good anyhow, right? :)
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Well, I wouldn't be like "He ain't know nuffin" cause, I have better grammatical skills than that. ;) and, hell. I need all the beauty tips I can get.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
You're probably prettier than Princess Diana. ;c
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absent *
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1 decade ago
No, I'm really not. ;- ; but you should definitely do it, if you want!! ^.~
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I'm certain you are.
But I toats will for the off chance that I may help someone.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
I'm certain I definitely definitely am not!!!!! And that's good. Maybe a males perspective might be good for some people! ^~^
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Yea, hopefully.
I'm just worried about offending people. Sigh.
I'm positive you are, you just don't see your beauty because your eyes are too crowded with images of what you'd like to look like whereas others don't think about what we'd like for you to look like. Thus, making us know if your beautiful and making you think you are not.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Yeah. I guess you'll have to be careful how you approach it. And, no. You're really very wrong. I am not the least bit beautiful. Inside or out. Just no. What you say is really sweet. But wrong. Very bloody wrong. ;-;
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
You have got to be kidding me. Darling, you are probably the single most beautiful person in the world on the inside. Okay?
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Thankyou. That really means a whole lot. But, you know. -.-
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
No, thank you.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
For What?
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Having such a beautiful soul.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Well. Awwwh. I don't see it. ;- ;
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I wish you could see what I saw
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Yeah I do too. But I don't. I very muchly dislike myself and I just don't believe the compliments I receive anymore.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I'm sorry.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Don't be sorry man. It's just another messed up issue of mine. And I'm not going to lie,, your compliments have made my day, more than once. So thank you. ,-,
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I'm glad. Don't thank me for the truth, dollface.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Hmm. But still. Knowing that someone who really doesn't need to give a shlt seems to care, it's a nice feeling. :$
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Seems to? Sorry but I do care. Like a lot. You are just such a beautiful and amazing person and you have honestly saved me a countless number of times
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absent *
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1 decade ago
I-I've saved you?
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
More than once.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Oh. Wow. I didn't realise. Wow.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Oh. I figured you knew. Sorry
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Honestly though. What have I done? I can't see how I could have possibly made that much of an impact... ;- ;
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
You've been there. It's really hard to explain. Tonight, I would've jumped off a cliff hadn't you given me a reason to not.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Oh my god. Well, I'm completely, entirely glad I could do that for you!! I really am. You deserve better than that.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I really don't and honestly, deep in my mind I wish we hadn't talked tonight so I didn't have anything stopping me. But I am also thankful. It's really complicated.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
:'/ Lyric. :( Really. You don't deserve to die. Things are hard, I get it. Trust me! But you're not alone, and life will get better. It all seems like a waste of time right now, but things will look up. :/
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
You're a sweetheart.
Sorry.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
I mean it. Honestly. I know, I don't know you overly well. But, If you were to go, I'd be shattered. You don't deserve that. No one does, but you especially. Stay strong Lyric! <3
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Thank you.
Your username. Why be sorry? You are a brilliant person
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absent *
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1 decade ago
You're welcome. And, that's just how I feel. I'm more of a hinderence and a pain in the a$s than anything.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
No you aren't. You're actually quite the opposite.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
To you maybe, but to a shlt load of other people I'm nothing.! But I'm used to it now. So it's okay.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
It's not okay. They obviously don't know you
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absent *
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1 decade ago
No, but it is okay. I've survived this far haven't I?
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
It isn't okay. You are an amazing person ;-;
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absent *
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1 decade ago
No, Lyric. You are an amazing person. Don't argue, because it's true. I'm sure there would be plenty of people to back me up here.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
There's even more people who would say you're amazinger.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Probably not. But in all seriousness. Like, this is srs bsnss ok. You're truly amazing. You are waaaaaay too hard on yourself, and you have to realise that there are so many people who would care and be a mess if you died. You would be incredibly missed. I mean, I barely know you, and I know I'd be guttered if you left, imagine how your bestest friends would feel. You're better than that, and you deserve better. You're a truly great person who deserves to live a long fulfilling life. Don't give up just yet. Please. ; -;
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Thank you so much
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absent *
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1 decade ago
You are very much welcome. I wish there was some way, that you could truly understand how amazing you actually are. ;- ;
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I wish I was actually amazing.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Aha thankyou sir. For just proving my point. YOU ARE AMAZING. Okay. In your mind, you've obviously conjured up this warped view of yourself, because really. You're great. You're one of the kindest and most caring people I know. You don't see yourself for how you really are, and how anyone else sees you.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Everyone else is blind.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Nope nope nopity nope nope. You are so very wrong. So incredibly wrong oml.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I wish.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Nope. You're very very wrong. You honestly don't see yourself for the amazing person you are. There is no doubt about it. You are incredible. Truly INCREDIBLE. Hopefully one day you are able to realise this. But I will continue to remind you of how great you are, until you are able to realise it yourself.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Please don't waste you time on lies. It's really fine, I've come to accept I'm nothing important nor will I ever be
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Though, I'm not lying. I'm a fairly shallow, and at times narrowminded person. If I thought you we're not worth it, or unimportant I would have stopped talking to you ages ago. It's obviously not fine, you're not fine. Fine is the biggest blow off line I've ever heard. Honestly, the sooner you realise your potential the better. And I am telling the one hundred percent truth here. I wouldn't waste my time lying to someone I barely know. I'm telling you this, as the truth, that everyone sees.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
You're probably the only one.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
I highly doubt that. But what does it matter if I'm the only one. One person is better than none at all. But I seriously doubt I'm the only one. Like, I doubt that a shlt load.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I don't
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Seriously, if people can't see you for the AMAZEBALLS person you are, they are obviously f/cked up. You've got to believe more, because the more you think badly of yourself, the more it makes people around you sadder. You. Are. Perfect.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
I'm sorry
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absent *
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1 decade ago
Don't apologise. You just need to open your eyes. :]
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Sorry ;-;
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absent *
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1 decade ago
What are you actually apologising for.? You apologise when you've done something wrong, and you've not done that. Really, you're entirely too down on yourself.
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* Sabaism *
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1 decade ago
Sigh. I always do something wrong though.
I'm going to go to sleep, thanks for being there and caring and stuff.
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absent *
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1 decade ago
You're really not. And okay. You're welcome, and i'll always be here to "care and stuff" . G'night. Sleep well. :)
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josie*
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1 decade ago
I would read it and appreciate a guys opinion:)
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уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
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1 decade ago
I would read it and take what you said into consideration but on certain things I might be a bit more hesitant as to listening to what you said. But I think they would be good and I'd definitely read them
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永久* · 1 decade ago
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Yep, I would really love a boy's take on it...