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I'm so poor I rub perfume from magazines at the check-out line on my shirt...
and when they say,
"Oh you smell good, what is that?"
I say,
"Page 5."

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I'm so poor I rub perfume from magazines at the check-out

10 faves · Nov 8, 2013 2:00am

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MaryPenguin

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I'm so poor I rub perfume from magazines at the check-out

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MaryPenguin

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tacos · whyyyy · hhhhmmmm · iwantaburrito · ineedchocolaterightnow · ismelllikeboy · usetheforce · funny