Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join
Me: Dad, tell me a good joke.
Dad: Your mother's weight loss diet.
And that's the story of how my dad ended up spending the next two nights sleeping on the couch. 
mq

Next Quote >

Me: Dad, tell me a good joke. Dad: Your mother's weight loss

50 faves · Nov 1, 2013 3:50pm

AngelwithaSecret*

by

AngelwithaSecret*


tags

funny · haha · jokes · dad · momwassopissedthough

People who like this quote

_JannetteSimpleGirlINN0C3NC3_IS_G0N3snooki🎀Anna🎀*fibomidgetrafaela123Eminem_collapse*coco7*CatchYourPandasseafoam*SoccerfataPrimadonna*Onix*vanilla_shortcakeinnocentswiftielovelybowASongOfIceAndDirewolves*Miluiel*