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some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought
any candy so i just gave them random stuff from the pantry and
this little girl got an egg and she was so greatful and i didnt
know why until i saw heR THROW IT AT THE NEIGHBOURS
DOG AND CACKLE MENIACLY AS SHE RAN OFF INTO THE NIGHT
OHMYGOD GUYS I THINK I JUST WITNESSED THE ANTICHRIST







 
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some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought

49 faves · Nov 1, 2013 5:08am

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