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When Americans call chips “french fries”

when Americans call crisps “chips”
when Americans call lifts “elevators”
when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun”
when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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