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Read this to yourself. Read it silently.
Don't move your lips. Don't make a sound. 
Listen to yourself. Listen without hearing anything.
What a wonderfully weird thing, huh? 

NOW MAKE THIS PART LOUD! 
SCREAM IT IN YOUR MIND! 
DROWN EVERYTHING OUT.
Now, hear a whisper. A tiny whisper. 

Now, read this next line in your best crotchety-
          old man voice:
"Hello there, sonny. Does your town have a post office?"
Awesome! Who was that? Whose voice was that? 
It sure wasn't yours! 

How do you do that?
How?! 
It must've been magic.


S.S.
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Magic Read this to yourself. Read it silently. Don't move

14 faves · 1 comments · Oct 23, 2013 4:54pm

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RugsFromMeToYou · 1 decade ago
is this an actual song or did you make it up? if its real please tell me who its by
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